theogblackjesus:

*runs up to you panting with doo doo stains on my lips*

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"let me eat yo ass ma"

(via sterlingarcher)

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby, via covocal)

ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

(via covocal)

"The only thing
you ever taught
me about love
is that it will
never mean
anything to me
without you." Things I Never Got To Tell You, Part 29 (via
cavum)

(Source: venula, via cavum)

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

(Source: elfoftheforest, via shutupfaggot)

"I didn’t love you. I was sick, I just needed to feel something." American Horror Story (via cavum)

(Source: incoloure, via cavum)

yoloslavia:

you make my

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(via covocal)

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