recklessrenewal:

lanadelwhore:

hayiey:

luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……


Milk legend?

what i don’t get it 

Yes Barney πŸ’•
xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:


mybuttisaurus:


i-justreally-like-cats-okay:



Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via trust)

"

And I learned β€˜You deserve better’

was sometimes no more

than a synonym for β€˜I don’t want to hurt you,

and I want you to be happy,

but I don’t love you anymore.

" Beau Taplin, You Deserve BetterΒ  (via versteur)

(Source: larmoyante, via pot-punk)

plunders:

I’m gonna be the mom that your teenage son fantasizes about

(Source: cokeproblem, via covocal)

I smell like beef

(Source: catholicnun)

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via meesan)

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